Morning ritual by a Man’s toilet.
This toilet has been fascinated with the treatment, glamour, and dignity of Brother Toilet since it was about 16. It took a healthy dump, shat on its hands, and inspected that Turd. The creature didn’t know it was “being kinky” instead it was just being natural and curious. “If [I]’m into Cock and therefore piss, then [I]’m into Ass and therefore maybe Shit” it thought.
Years later, it realized this was an innate Truth driving it into its present condition.